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is hawaii: part ii by joe hawley or tally hall or…?

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the signs as tally hall lyrics

• Aries: on booty duty like your name was eddie thatch
• Taurus: mary-kate and ashley i hope you understand that i love you a lot and i wanna be your man
• Gemini: a bluck bluck blucka blu ha ha blaah mucka blucka
• Cancer: do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
• Leo: they trip me up all night
• Virgo: oh my god i've got to get out of here
• Libra: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
• Scorpio: jiggle your boodiggle all over the place
• Sagittarius: do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
• Capricorn: peel it down and go mm mm mm mmm
• Aquarius: you understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything
• Pisces: no banana make you go insane

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[thatguytim443]

It's Now & Never
A reverie endeavor
Awaits somnambulant directives
To take the helm

Believe me, darling
The stars were made for falling
Like melting obelisks
As tall as another realm

Un ensemble d'enfants
(A group of children)
La galaxie s'étend
(The galaxy extends)
Jardin de l'imagination
(Garden of imagination)

Combler la lacune
(Bridging the gap)
Roller passé la lune 
(skating past the moon)
Comme nous evoluons
(As we move)

It feels like flying
But maybe we're dying
A cosmic confluence of
Pyramids hologrammed

She knows you heard her
Staging music murder
In line before the show began
To be where I am

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[dylanolinski]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[gomezwantsmullerinhisbed]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[larrysbellybutton]

ITS BACK

[larrystylinson-stuff]

lord 

[pale-unic0rn]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[dylanolinski]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

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[werbly]

I know I’ll lose followers for this but….

Minions are absolutely NOT sexy

FUCK YOU

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[straightishimaru]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[gordieslachance]

you can say Harry Potter it’s okay

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[invite-me-to-your-memories]

i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”

you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

[theangelshavethetimeturner]

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

[faded-mind]

#no we don’t

[mariesbookblog]

What